So here it is. :)
The General Lee
What does the General Lee have on me? Absolutely jack shit. Two hillbilly outlaws screaming their yee-haws being chased by Boss Hog. You ain't no number one, my friend. Not until you've seen what I'm carrying.
Two cousins closer than brothers? I have two brothers closer than lovers. I have shotguns and rifles, tasers and lasers, the strong and the weak, the hopeful and bleak.
I've witnessed tears beyond years and nights full of fights. I've watched good men fall and bad guys bawl. I count the miles by motels and bars. It's never too far.
All hail the Metallicar.